This Bell Tolls For Me

Disclaimer: Alright, this story is not to be read by anyone under 18 (or in some certain doomed places) 21. If you get caught jacking off by your mother/father/auntie/uncle/Grand Parent. Keep in mind it’s not my fault! Please send me constructive criticism to my e-Mail address at: P0rn_Pendulum@nospamhotmail.com. (Yes that’s a zero, the word porn isn’t allowed on Hotmail. Also remove the nospam part, so I don’t get any junk mail.)

Author: Pendulum

Celebrity: Kristen Bell

Codes: MF, Cons, Oral, Anal, Slut, Creampie

Author’s Note: Spot the Futurama references! The name’s only count as one and the first is a given. There are ten more hidden. I expect posts on the forum or e-Mails

I pushed my way into the brand new bar and looked around. There were no familiar faces and I was all alone. Wonderful. Next I’ll be buying myself a snake. I walked up to the bar and sat down, ordering myself a Jack Daniels on the rocks, I settled into a late night of drowning my sorrows and praying they couldn’t swim. That’s when she walked in. A blonde goddess. She was quite short and slender, her legs were shown off by the lack of pants. She had on a black see-through top with a white undershirt on, she also had on a black short skirt with brown Cowboys boots. She was heading my way and I knew I had to talk to her, but she beat me to it.

“Is this seat taken?” Her voice was smooth and sounded so wonderful. I shook my head and offered her the seat. “You by yourself handsome?” She asked me again with a smile on her face as she ordered her drink.

“Not at all. I’ve got Jack here.” I said with the same wicked grin, I lifted my glass and lightly shook it. Showing her the contents of my drink, rattling away happily. She smiled at my antics and scooted her chair clos Read the rest of this entry »