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		<description><![CDATA[<p><P>Disclaimer – This story is entirely fictional and does not reflect any of the celebrities involved in its’ true personalities or sexual nature. It’s sole purpose is entertainment, so enjoy! Also, scientists have recently discovered that individuals under the age of eighteen show an increased risk of contracting masturbation induced blindness, therefore anyone under the age of eighteen SHOULD NOT READ THIS!!!!<BR><br />
Two of my biggest loves have always been hot girls and music, and I thought it would be fun to combine the two for my newest series. I’ve included a list of songs at the end that kind of form a soundtrack to the chapter (You’ll have to do the work of locating them). I’d almost be as interested to hear what you think of the songs as much as the story. I say almost, because these stories really can be time consuming to write, and getting feedback is the main thing that keeps myself and most other authors writing them. So if you loved it or hated it or fall somewhere in the middle, I’d love to hear your opinion. Please send any feedback, suggestions or requests to squadleaderstories@yahoo.com or post them on the message board. <BR><br />
I sincerely hope everyone enjoys this series, it really was a labor of love,<BR><br />
The Squad Leader <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Author’s note – For the purposes of this story, Cindy Margolis is Hayden’s mother. Again, everything about this story is fiction, so I figured why the fuck not?  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
<B>JAILBAIT CHAPTER TWO: SAN DIEGO</B> <BR><br />
 <BR><br />
<BR><br />
&#8220;Everything  <BR><br />
Everything  <BR><br />
Everything  <BR><br />
Everything in its right place  <BR><br />
In its right place  <BR><br />
In its right place  <BR><br />
In its right place”<BR><br />
-Radio  <span id="more-118"></span>  ohead – Everything In Its Right Place <BR><br />
<BR><br />
AN UNEXPECTED DECISION<BR><br />
&#8220;So, what do you think this is all about?&#8221; Lacey asked as we approached the conference room.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Not sure babe” I mumbled, as I took a drag off of my cigarette. Although I had my suspicions, I didn’t think it necessary to worry her. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“C’mon Steve-O” she replied, picking up on my nervous vibes. “Don’t go all ‘knight in shining armor on me.’ I’m a big girl, I can handle it.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I’m not trying to protect you Lace” I answered. “I just don’t want you getting all worked up about nothing. That’s all.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well when Wayne Leshand calls and says he wants to meet with just you and I it’s a little tough not to get all worked up.” She said. “Do you think he’s pissed off about the two of us seeing each other?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh, so we’re seeing each other now?” I teased, giving her a sideways glance. “I thought you said, and I quote “It is what it is.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Stop teasing me you jerk” she laughed, adding a playful punch to the ribs. “I’m serious, do you think that’s what this is about?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Only one way to find out” I answered as we entered the conference room only to find Wayne and Stephanie Romanov already inside.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Mr. O’Reilly, Ms. Chabert, please have a seat” Wayne said with his patented cheesy smirk. I’d seen that smirk many times over the past few weeks and I knew that it could only mean bad news. I glanced over at Stephanie to see if I could pick up any clues from her body language but she didn’t seem to want to make eye contact with me.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“What’s all this about Wayne?” I asked, doing my best to sound friendly and casual as I nervously shifted in my chair.<BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well, we’ve been doing some market research” he began. “And the corporate team and I have come up with some exciting ideas that we feel will help to make Jailbait a more marketable band.” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Now for those of you unfamiliar with the terms ‘market research’ or ‘corporate team’ let me sum up what that involves. Generally, it involves a team of highly trained (or at least moderately trained) chimps such as Wayne Leshand and company who are locked in a room for several hours together. Within the confines of this room they have a fantastic chimp party involving the standard chimp favorites. Activities such as eating bananas, throwing feces at one another and randomly pressing keys on a computer are conducted and when they emerge, the computer screens are printed out and an action plan is put into place based on those printouts. Many governments operate in a similar manner, but that is a story for another time.   <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“So what kind of ideas are you talking about?” I cautiously asked. “The last time I spoke with you, you told me that you liked the new single and that the shows in LA were a good start.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“The single is acceptable” he replied which I took to mean he loved it but wouldn’t admit as such since I wrote it. “However after careful consideration, we feel that if we’re going to call the band Jailbait that we really need to go with a younger lineup.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Are you firing me?” Lacey asked in astonishment and I could see the tears beginning to well up in her eyes. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well, I wouldn’t put it that way” Wayne replied, still smirking. “We just feel like a roster change is necessary at this point and time.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Bullshit!” I yelled, pounding my fist on the table. “Lacey is the best musician in the band. Not only that, but she’s co-written at least half of the songs with me. Without her, Jailbait is nothing! Besides, Michelle is only a few years younger than Lacey and she isn’t being replaced. Be honest Wayne, you’re only doing this out of spite because of her relationship with me!”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Out of the corner of my eye I could see the tiniest hint of a smile from Lacey when I used the word relationship.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“C’mon Lacey, don’t be cute” I thought. “It makes it tougher to argue with this asshole when you do that.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Now that is just preposterous!” Wayne replied, feigning shock. “Your accusations are completely unfounded and inappropriate. And need I remind you who the boss is around here?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Not anymore” I roared back. “If she goes, I go!” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Then I guess I’ll accept your resignation!” Leshand answered with a mad grin on his face.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“That’s fine” I said. “But if I go, I’m taking all of the songs I’ve written with me including ‘It Is What It Is.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
It was so rewarding to see that grin get wiped off of his face when I threatened to take the music with me. It looked like someone had punched him in the stomach.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Guys, Guys!” Stephanie finally interjected. “Isn’t there some kind of a compromise we can come up with?”    <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“What would you propose?” Wayne asked. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“How about if Lacey stays on as part of the songwriting team but we get another drummer for the actual band?” She offered.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Out of the question” Wayne immediately answered. “We’ve already got Hilary’s sister on the tour in addition to the band. I’m not gonna turn this into some fucking traveling circus!”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“We’ll take it” Lacey quickly said.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“What?” I answered looking at her. “May we have a minute?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Fine” Leshand replied.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“What are you doing?” I asked once Wayne and Stephanie had moved to the other side of the room.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I don’t want you to lose this opportunity over me” Lacey said quietly.<BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Lace, don’t go all knight in shining armor on me now” I replied as I wiped away one of her tears with my thumb. “I’m trying to keep you in the band here.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I know and I appreciate it” she replied with a little smile. “But he’s got his mind made up, you can see that. This compromise is as good as we’re going to get.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Are you sure about this?” I asked.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Of course I’m sure” she replied. “And thanks for lying about me writing half of the music.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Don’t thank me yet” I answered. “Because if he accepts this you’re going to have to start. And I’m not the easiest person in the world to collaborate with you know.” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well I think we collaborated quite well together the other night” she said with a wink and a sexy smile.   <BR><br />
<BR><br />
I looked back to the corner of the room where Stephanie and Wayne seemed to be having a very animated conversation as I resigned myself to this new fate.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
*Ahem* I coughed, getting their attention.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“We’ll take the deal” I said as they came back over. “Lacey stays on tour and helps me write the songs with full royalties or I walk and take my songs with me.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Fine” Leshand finally relented after a lengthy pause. “But if I’ve got two songwriters I’m going to expect twice as much new material.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Fine” I answered, and shortly thereafter the details were finalized and we were on our way down to the recording studio to meet up with the rest of the band.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
*** <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“That blows!” Michelle sobbed as she hugged her best friend around the neck.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“It’s cool Michelle” Lacey replied. “I’m not dying, I’m just not gonna be in the band anymore. Besides, I’m still gonna be here with you girls, just not on stage with you.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Michelle didn’t seem convinced, but she finally realized that there really wasn’t anything that could be done about it. As for the other two, Hayden didn’t say much, she just merely stared down at her feet. Meanwhile Hilary looked indifferent about the whole situation.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Jailbait’s just not gonna be the same without you Lace” Michelle continued.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh, you’ll be fine” Lacey quipped. “It just means that when you guys get really famous that I’ll go down in rock history as the new Pete Best.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Who’s Pete Best?” Hayden asked.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“He’s the guy that got all those hits and got kicked out of baseball for betting dumbass!” Hilary sneered.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Actually, that was Pete Rose” I said. “Pete Best was the drummer for the Beatles until Ringo joined the band.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Hilary just shot me an evil glare before saying “Whatever!”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
She then rounded on Hayden as though it was her band mate’s fault.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Too bad it wasn’t your slutty ass they kicked out of the band!” She said.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“You know you’d better start being a little nicer to me!” Hayden shot back. “I could really make your life a living hell if I wanted to!” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Hilary asked. She still had no idea that it was Hayden who had been in her dressing room that night and who had stolen the tape of her tryst with the fans.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Keep pushing me” Hayden shot back. “You’ll see!”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Whatever bitch!” Hilary said as she wheeled around and stormed out of the room. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I’m sorry about your situation” Hayden said quietly to Lacey before she too stormed out.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“And I thought I had issues” Lacey quipped, breaking the silence.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“They just need to fuck and get it over with” Michelle joked, to which we all had a good laugh.   <BR><br />
 <BR><br />
<BR><br />
JAILBAIT HITS THE ROAD <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Lacey, Michelle and I were the first to arrive at the studio parking lot that Wednesday where we were supposed to pick up the tour bus and finally hit the road.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Holy Shit!” Michelle exclaimed when she saw the tour bus. “We are rolling in some serious style!”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
She was definitely right about that one. The bus was actually a modified RV which slept 10-12 and had all the amenities one could want including a mini-recording booth in the back. We were so busy gawking that we almost didn’t notice the stretch limousine pulling into the lot beside us.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Great, here comes Mr. Rock and Roll” I said sarcastically as Wayne Leshand emerged from the limo wearing a pair of plaid shorts and a polo shirt. The girls started to giggle but their laughter was soon cut short as Stephanie emerged from the limo along with a pretty young girl with long wavy brown hair. I had to hand it to Wayne on one point, clad in tight jeans and a tee shirt and looking barely eighteen, she was the very definition of Jailbait.   <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Must be the new drummer” Michelle said idly before turning to whisper to Lacey. “I’ll be a bitch to her if you want me to Lacey.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Nah, that’s okay” Lacey responded. “I’ve seen Hilary’s jealous act. Not pretty.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Morning ladies” Wayne said cheerfully. “How are you today?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Does the bus have the jar full of green M&#038;M’s I requested?” Michelle asked in a bitchy voice. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“M&#038;M’s?” Wayne asked. “I didn’t get a memo about any….” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I’m just kidding Mr. Leshand” she laughed. “Like the prima donna rocker. Get it?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh……I see….um” He mumbled. Clearly he didn’t get it.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“In any case” He began “I’d like you to meet Miss Emma Watson. She’ll be the new drummer for Jailbait.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Hello” Emma offered meekly. She seemed keenly aware of the underlying tension even if Leshand pretended not to notice anything.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Now I hate to admit it, but I really thought things were going to get ugly. I mean, Hilary and Hayden already hated each other and the last thing this band needed was more infighting. But Lacey, being the kind of person she was wasn’t going to let that happen. She stepped forward gracefully and decided to make nice with her replacement. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Cool shirt” she said, noting the Stone Roses tee which Emma was wearing. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Thanks” she answered. “Everybody loves them in Manchester where I’m from.” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Sounds like a cool town. Maybe you can show us around if we ever tour there.” Michelle added. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Absolutely” She smiled and with the immediate crisis averted, we started to make our way towards the bus.   <BR><br />
<BR><br />
As we approached the bus a tall black man wearing a tye-dyed tee shirt approached us. He had his long hair pulled up under a Jamaican style hat and almost always had a large grin on his face.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Ey now! You mus be da managah!” He exclaimed in a thick Jamaican accent as he extended his hand.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Yeah, Steve O’Reilly” I said, shaking his hand. “And who are you?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Me real name be Danny Martin” he said. “But me friends call me Dr. Spliff. I’m jah driver, jah confidante and professor of all tings herbal!”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well, sounds like you’ll be a good person to have around” I quipped. I liked him already.   <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“And deez must be some of da band girls” He said as he kissed Michelle, Emma and Lacey on the hand.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well, Michelle and Emma are in the band” Lacey replied with a sigh. “And I was until Leshand shitcanned me the other day. But at least I get to work with Steve-O here writing the songs.” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Ah, Leshand” Dr. Spliff said as he glanced over at the buffoon unsuccessfully trying to check an e-mail on his Blackberry. “He is a mother-fucker! But I wouldn’t worry bout heem none. You are far to beautiful to worry bout anyting. Come, let me get jah bags on da bus and den we smoke some of Dr. Spliff’s personal stash.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I’m loving every bit of that plan” Lacey replied as the three girls raced on board to claim their bunks.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
A few minutes later, the Duff sisters arrived and began to unload their bags from their car. After some hellos from Wayne and Stephanie and a quick introduction to our new driver, Dr. Spliff invited them onto the bus to smoke out with the other three girls.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Um, no thanks” Hilary said quickly as she rolled her eyes.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Suit jahself” He answered as he carried their bags away towards the bus.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Like I would want to hang out with that creep” Hilary said to her sister as soon as he was out of earshot.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Come on Hil, he seemed cool” Haylie replied.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Whatever” she replied.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“She uses that word so much, she should get it tattooed on her forehead” I thought as I followed the sweet smell of grass onto the bus.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh look, here comes the bitch” Haylie pointed as Hayden’s car pulled up. “And isn’t that cute, she had her mommy bring her the first day.” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
They watched as Hayden’s mother Cindy helped her unload her suitcase from the trunk of the car.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
For a woman in her early forties, Cindy was still stunningly attractive. She was a former model and though she didn’t work much anymore, she still liked to keep herself in fantastic shape. A true California girl through and through, Cindy like her daughter sported long, platinum blonde hair and seemed to have a year round tan.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
She was so good looking in fact that everywhere she went, men would constantly gawk and attempt to hit on her. This was a fact which mortified Hayden more than anything else in the world and it would have been a larger issue had she not recently started getting more attention than her mother. Other than that little hiccup, the two were about as close as a mother and daughter could possibly be. But Hayden, like all people had her secrets and right now one of them was approaching.   <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“So nice to finally meet you” Cindy exclaimed as she shook hands with Stephanie. “Hayden’s told me so much about you. She says you’ve been quite a mentor to her.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well your Hayden is truly an exceptional and talented young lady” Stephanie replied with a twinkle in her eyes. “I’d have to say that she’s one of the most eager to learn young ladies I’ve ever worked with.” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Hayden turned a shade of scarlet when Stephanie said this as she recalled being fucked every which way by the older woman. Yes, the sooner this little encounter was over with the better as far as she was concerned.    <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“You should totally go punk her out in front of her mom” Haylie said to her sister with a laugh when Stephanie finally got back in the limo and left with Wayne.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Actually, I think I’ve got an even better plan” Hilary answered. “If you really want to get back at someone, you’ve got to hit ‘em close to home. That’s where it really hurts!”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“What are you talking about?” Haylie asked.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I’ll explain later” she said. “But right now, just follow my lead.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Whatever you say sis” Haylie answered as they strode over towards Hayden and her mom.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
As Hayden glanced over and saw the Duff sisters coming towards her a knot formed in her stomach. Her mother was very protective of her and if she thought that she wasn’t getting along with her band mates, it would worry her to death. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“What’s the matter honey?” Cindy asked, noticing her daughter’s tenseness.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh…….nothing” Hayden said as she prepared for the oncoming storm.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
But as Hilary and her sister got closer, Hayden saw an expression on their faces that she had never seen before……sweetness.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Hayden, sweetie, I’m so glad you’re here.” Hilary beamed.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Uh…..th….thanks.” Hayden replied, waiting for the inevitable punchline. But it never came.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Hi, I’m Hilary” Her rival said in a sugary sweet voice as she shook Cindy’s hand. “You must be Mrs. Panetierre.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Actually, it’s Mrs. Margolis” She said. “I remarried a few years ago.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh, I didn’t know that” Hilary answered, seeming genuinely interested. “I haven’t really heard Hayden talk too much about you.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“That’s because we don’t really talk at all” Hayden said quietly, unable to keep her tongue. She wasn’t sure what Hilary was playing at, but she didn’t like it.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well, regrettably that’s true” Hilary answered. “Your daughter and I had a bit of a competitive rivalry at first when she beat my sister out for the last spot in the band. And to be honest, I wasn’t the nicest person to be around. But I got to thinking about it and I realize now how wrong I was. The better musician won fair and square and I genuinely want us all to be friends.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well that’s very sweet” Cindy replied. “Hayden’s a good girl and I’m sure you two will get along just fine.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well, I certainly hope so” Hilary said. “So are you going on tour with us?” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh, no sweetie” Cindy answered before turning to gush over her daughter. “But we live in San Diego, so I’ll be at next week’s show. I just drove up here to see my little girl off. I can’t wait till you’re home sweetheart. Even if it is only a week from now.” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Mom” Hayden implored, not wanting her to say or do anything embarrassing, especially in front of Hilary.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well it was nice to meet you and hopefully I’ll see you at the show” Hilary said with a grin and a subtle wink that Hayden failed to notice but which didn’t escape Cindy’s eye. “Can I help you with your suitcase Hayden?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Um, sure” Hayden answered warily. “Bye mom, love ya.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I love you too sweetheart” she replied as she hugged her daughter.   <BR><br />
<BR><br />
As the two embraced, Cindy glanced over Hayden’s shoulder at Hilary and her sister walking away. She couldn’t help but noticed the way her jeans hugged her curvy body. Was that wink something sexual or was it just her imagination? <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Gotta go now mom, but tell Kristen I’ll be in town next week” Hayden added as she hurried off. “I haven’t gotten to hang out with her in a while.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I will honey, bye” she answered with a faraway look in her eyes.   <BR><br />
*** <BR><br />
 <BR><br />
 <BR><br />
 <BR><br />
<BR><br />
   <BR><br />
“And I want you here with me, darling I need you <BR><br />
Can&#8217;t you see I got the yearnin&#8217; <BR><br />
We&#8217;ve all day, I want your love &#8211; your special way <BR><br />
I love, I love your smile <BR><br />
Oh darling don&#8217;t you drive me wild <BR><br />
Oh baby what I would do for one minute alone with you <BR><br />
You got me trembling way down inside <BR><br />
And your love I just can&#8217;t hide <BR><br />
Darling I need you, woohoo! <BR><br />
Darling I need you”<BR><br />
-The Black Keys – Yearnin’ <BR><br />
<BR><br />
A BLISSFUL HOMECOMING <BR><br />
<BR><br />
That first week on the road was fairly uneventful. We started the tour by going north to hit San Francisco and Sacramento before making our way back down the coast to San Diego. The shows were progressively getting better and we were starting to get some buzz on the internet about ‘It Is What It Is.’  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Life on the bus itself wasn’t too bad other than some of the music I was forced to listen to. We each got to take turns choosing the music which wasn’t too bad if Lacey or I were the ones doing the choosing, but when the other girls had their turns you had some really horrible stuff thrown into the mix. Put it this way, I now know exactly how many times a person has to hear Justin Timberlake or Nickelback before they’re legally brain dead…….once. On the plus side, I really enjoyed it when Mr. Spliff got to pick the tunes as we were generally treated to some Jimmy Cliff or other old school reggae artist.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
I was also pleasantly surprised with how well the girls were getting along. Hilary appeared to have turned over a new leaf with and was treating Hayden and everyone else with genuine respect. She and her sister still kept to themselves mostly but no longer were they the royal cunts that they had been back in L.A.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
As for our new drummer Emma, well everyone seemed to love her. Maybe a little bit too much. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
I remember one night on the bus myself and all of the girls except Hilary and Haylie were sitting down to one of our legendary Texas Hold ‘Em games when a very intriguing challenge was issued. Emma, as usual had just finished kicking our asses (she really is quite the poker player) when her phone rang.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Hullo” she answered. “Oh, hi mum……..No, I’m just playing cards with the girls” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“No, they’re quite easy to beat really” she said with a little wink.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Lacey and Michelle just shook their heads and laughed. There was no use denying it, Emma was the Jailbait poker champ.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I’m gonna sit this next game out if you don’t mind so I can take this call” Emma said to us with her hand cupped over the phone.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Sure thing sweetie” Michelle replied as Emma headed off to her bunk.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Man, she sure is a cutie pie” Lacey remarked once Emma was out of earshot.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Yeah, and she seems so innocent” Michelle added with a devilish grin. “I sure would love to be the one to corrupt her.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Never happen” I said flatly. “I’m the only one who would even have a shot.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh really?” Lacey asked. “And who are you, God’s gift to women?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well I don’t hear you complaining” I teased. “And while I may not be God’s gift, I can certainly hold my own. Besides, the rest of you don’t have what it takes to bed a girl like that.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Yeah, and what’s that?” Hayden asked.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well, to put it crudely, a dick” I answered.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“So you don’t think one of us could make that happen?” Lacey asked.   <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well I’ve never gotten the impression that she’s into girls.” I said. “Have you?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“No, but that doesn’t mean that with the proper, um persuasion, that she wouldn’t” Michelle added.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I’ve got fifty bucks that says I could fuck her before you could” I replied, not really expecting Michelle to accept.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“You’re on” she said without hesitation.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Hold on a second, I want in on this action” Lacey chirped.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Fine” I replied. “Hayden, you in?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Ummmm, I……” she hesitated. She wasn’t sure she wanted the others to know she was into girls just yet.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well, I’ve never done anything like that before” Hayden lied. “But if it’ll take Mr. Ego here down a peg then I’ll take one for the team.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“It’s set then” I said. “Fifty bucks each and the first one to get into that girl’s pants wins the money.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“You’re so gonna lose this bet” Lacey said with a laugh as we all shook on it. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Not likely” I laughed. “This’ll be the easiest money I’ve ever made”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
LATER THAT NIGHT  <BR><br />
  <BR><br />
“I’m just so happy you’re going to get to spend a few days in your hometown” Hilary beamed as Hayden laid down in her bunk.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Yeah, it’s gonna be so much fun” she replied.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“So what are you going to do tomorrow when we get there?” Hilary inquired.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well, I’m supposed to meet up with my friend Kristen around noon and I think we’re gonna spend the day at the beach” she said with a curious little grin on her face. “We’ve been best friends since we were little and we haven’t seen each other in a while so I can’t wait.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
But Hayden wasn’t telling the whole story. She had always harbored a secret crush on Kristen even if she wouldn’t admit it to herself, but her shyness and lack of experience had always stopped her from making any kind of advances. But no longer was she the innocent virgin that she was when she had last seen her friend several months ago. Stephanie had seen to that, and after her relationship with the older woman and the things she had seen Hilary doing in her dressing room she was emboldened to the point where she was going to try to take her relationship with her friend to the next level, consequences be damned! Her day at the beach was not so much a fun day out but a carefully orchestrated seduction that made her wet to even think about. She was so fucking horny that she knew there was no chance for sleep that night. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“That sounds like fun” Hilary replied as Hayden told her about it. “But aren’t you going to stop by your mom’s house?” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Of course” Hayden answered. “I’ll end up crashing at home that night, but I probably won’t get there till after dinner.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Hilary seemed genuinely interested, but in reality she was merely distracting Hayden while her sister snuck in behind her and stole her cell phone.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Yeah, you definitely can’t skip town without stopping in” Hilary said when the task was completed. “You know how mom’s can be.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Trust me I know that all too well” Hayden laughed. “I’d never hear the end of it.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well I’m sure it’ll be quite a night” Hilary said with a strange little smile. “Good night Hayden.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Thanks” Hayden replied. “And Hilary?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Yes” she replied.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“You’ve been really cool to me these past few days and I really appreciate it” she began. “I’m so glad we were able to be friends.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Me too!” She answered genuinely. But as she turned around a wicked grin crossed her face.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Payback time bitch!” She said quietly to herself as she walked to the back of the bus to finalize the plan with Haylie.  <BR><br />
 <BR><br />
<BR><br />
THE NEXT DAY <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Got a hot date or something?” Came the young woman’s voice. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Hayden glanced up into the mirror of the RV’s bathroom where she was applying her makeup and found Emma standing behind her smiling.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“No, why?” Hayden replied nervously. “I’m just hanging out with one of my friends.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“You just seem to be getting awfully slutted up is all” Emma teased.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh no, it’s nothing like that” Hayden lied before quickly changing the subject.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Hey you haven’t seen my cell phone anywhere have you?” She asked as she delicately applied the mascara brush to her eyelashes.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“No, I sure haven’t” Emma answered. “You want me to help you look for it?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh, that’s okay” she replied. “I guess I don’t really need it tonight. Besides, I don’t want to be late.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“For your non-date?” Emma joked.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Like I said” Hayden retorted, slightly annoyed at how close to the truth this girl was getting. “I’m just going to hang out with my friend Kristen.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh, my bad” Emma said, backpedaling. “I didn’t realize your friend was a girl. I feel kind of stupid now thinking you were going on a date.” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“You never know” Hayden replied with a wink. “Some girls are into that kind of thing.” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Ewwww, gross!” Emma snorted, her face turning red. “How could any girl want to sleep with another girl?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Seeing her new band mate’s reaction, Hayden couldn’t resist having a little fun with her. It was also a chance for her to get the first word in in the ‘Get into Emma’s Pants Derby.’ <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“You sure it’s gross?” Hayden teased as she finished putting on her peach lip gloss and blew herself a little kiss in the mirror. “Cause I thought I caught you checking me out in the dressing room the other night.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Wh-what? I n-n-never. I mean I wouldn’t…..” Emma stammered. Her cheeks were now on fire but she couldn’t think of any reply.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Don’t worry” Hayden said in a sexy voice as she backed Emma up against the wall and whispered in her ear. “I’ve got somewhere to be today, but I’ll be here when you get tired of all the little boys and decide you want to get fucked properly.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
And with that she took Emma’s cheeks in her hands and planted a long wet kiss on her lips. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
At first Emma resisted. She wasn’t into girls, was she?  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
But Hayden’s lips were so soft and wet and sexy that Emma let her arms go limp and started to return the young blonde’s kiss. She felt Hayden slip her tongue into her mouth and hungrily met it with her own.    <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Is this some kind of rookie hazing?” Emma thought. “Maybe she is a dyke. Maybe I am too.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Emma got so lost in the kiss that when Hayden finally pulled away, her eyes were still closed and her lips still puckered. She could taste the sweet and salty mix of peach lip gloss and saliva and clearly she wanted more. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Gross, huh?” Hayden teased before giving Emma a wink and a girly smile.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“That money is as good as mine” Hayden thought as she swept out the door, leaving the young Brit to her muddled thoughts.  <BR><br />
 <BR><br />
<BR><br />
MEANWHILE <BR><br />
<BR><br />
As Hayden left the bus to get into her friend Kristen’s car, Hilary decided the time was right to put her plan into motion.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Give me her phone” she said to her sister.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“That bitch is gonna be sorry she ever joined this band” she said as she used Hayden’s phone to send her mom a text.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“CAN HIL COME 2 DINNER 2NITE?” it read.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Hilary and Haylie waited nervously for the reply. If this plan didn’t work it would be back to square one.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Finally after what seemed like an eternity the phone vibrated with the reply.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“SURE BABE. 7 PM.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><P>Disclaimer – This story is entirely fictional and does not reflect any of the celebrities involved in its’ true personalities or sexual nature. It’s sole purpose is entertainment, so enjoy! Also, scientists have recently discovered that individuals under the age of eighteen show an increased risk of contracting masturbation induced blindness, therefore anyone under the age of eighteen SHOULD NOT READ THIS!!!!<BR><br />
Two of my biggest loves have always been hot girls and music, and I thought it would be fun to combine the two for my newest series. I’ve included a list of songs at the end that kind of form a soundtrack to the chapter (You’ll have to do the work of locating them). I’d almost be as interested to hear what you think of the songs as much as the story. I say almost, because these stories really can be time consuming to write, and getting feedback is the main thing that keeps myself and most other authors writing them. So if you loved it or hated it or fall somewhere in the middle, I’d love to hear your opinion. Please send any feedback, suggestions or requests to squadleaderstories@yahoo.com or post them on the message board. <BR><br />
I sincerely hope everyone enjoys this series, it really was a labor of love,<BR><br />
The Squad Leader <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Author’s note – For the purposes of this story, Cindy Margolis is Hayden’s mother. Again, everything about this story is fiction, so I figured why the fuck not?  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
<B>JAILBAIT CHAPTER TWO: SAN DIEGO</B> <BR><br />
 <BR><br />
<BR><br />
&#8220;Everything  <BR><br />
Everything  <BR><br />
Everything  <BR><br />
Everything in its right place  <BR><br />
In its right place  <BR><br />
In its right place  <BR><br />
In its right place”<BR><br />
-Radio  <span id="more-118"></span>  ohead – Everything In Its Right Place <BR><br />
<BR><br />
AN UNEXPECTED DECISION<BR><br />
&#8220;So, what do you think this is all about?&#8221; Lacey asked as we approached the conference room.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Not sure babe” I mumbled, as I took a drag off of my cigarette. Although I had my suspicions, I didn’t think it necessary to worry her. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“C’mon Steve-O” she replied, picking up on my nervous vibes. “Don’t go all ‘knight in shining armor on me.’ I’m a big girl, I can handle it.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I’m not trying to protect you Lace” I answered. “I just don’t want you getting all worked up about nothing. That’s all.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well when Wayne Leshand calls and says he wants to meet with just you and I it’s a little tough not to get all worked up.” She said. “Do you think he’s pissed off about the two of us seeing each other?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh, so we’re seeing each other now?” I teased, giving her a sideways glance. “I thought you said, and I quote “It is what it is.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Stop teasing me you jerk” she laughed, adding a playful punch to the ribs. “I’m serious, do you think that’s what this is about?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Only one way to find out” I answered as we entered the conference room only to find Wayne and Stephanie Romanov already inside.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Mr. O’Reilly, Ms. Chabert, please have a seat” Wayne said with his patented cheesy smirk. I’d seen that smirk many times over the past few weeks and I knew that it could only mean bad news. I glanced over at Stephanie to see if I could pick up any clues from her body language but she didn’t seem to want to make eye contact with me.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“What’s all this about Wayne?” I asked, doing my best to sound friendly and casual as I nervously shifted in my chair.<BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well, we’ve been doing some market research” he began. “And the corporate team and I have come up with some exciting ideas that we feel will help to make Jailbait a more marketable band.” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Now for those of you unfamiliar with the terms ‘market research’ or ‘corporate team’ let me sum up what that involves. Generally, it involves a team of highly trained (or at least moderately trained) chimps such as Wayne Leshand and company who are locked in a room for several hours together. Within the confines of this room they have a fantastic chimp party involving the standard chimp favorites. Activities such as eating bananas, throwing feces at one another and randomly pressing keys on a computer are conducted and when they emerge, the computer screens are printed out and an action plan is put into place based on those printouts. Many governments operate in a similar manner, but that is a story for another time.   <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“So what kind of ideas are you talking about?” I cautiously asked. “The last time I spoke with you, you told me that you liked the new single and that the shows in LA were a good start.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“The single is acceptable” he replied which I took to mean he loved it but wouldn’t admit as such since I wrote it. “However after careful consideration, we feel that if we’re going to call the band Jailbait that we really need to go with a younger lineup.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Are you firing me?” Lacey asked in astonishment and I could see the tears beginning to well up in her eyes. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well, I wouldn’t put it that way” Wayne replied, still smirking. “We just feel like a roster change is necessary at this point and time.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Bullshit!” I yelled, pounding my fist on the table. “Lacey is the best musician in the band. Not only that, but she’s co-written at least half of the songs with me. Without her, Jailbait is nothing! Besides, Michelle is only a few years younger than Lacey and she isn’t being replaced. Be honest Wayne, you’re only doing this out of spite because of her relationship with me!”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Out of the corner of my eye I could see the tiniest hint of a smile from Lacey when I used the word relationship.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“C’mon Lacey, don’t be cute” I thought. “It makes it tougher to argue with this asshole when you do that.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Now that is just preposterous!” Wayne replied, feigning shock. “Your accusations are completely unfounded and inappropriate. And need I remind you who the boss is around here?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Not anymore” I roared back. “If she goes, I go!” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Then I guess I’ll accept your resignation!” Leshand answered with a mad grin on his face.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“That’s fine” I said. “But if I go, I’m taking all of the songs I’ve written with me including ‘It Is What It Is.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
It was so rewarding to see that grin get wiped off of his face when I threatened to take the music with me. It looked like someone had punched him in the stomach.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Guys, Guys!” Stephanie finally interjected. “Isn’t there some kind of a compromise we can come up with?”    <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“What would you propose?” Wayne asked. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“How about if Lacey stays on as part of the songwriting team but we get another drummer for the actual band?” She offered.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Out of the question” Wayne immediately answered. “We’ve already got Hilary’s sister on the tour in addition to the band. I’m not gonna turn this into some fucking traveling circus!”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“We’ll take it” Lacey quickly said.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“What?” I answered looking at her. “May we have a minute?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Fine” Leshand replied.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“What are you doing?” I asked once Wayne and Stephanie had moved to the other side of the room.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I don’t want you to lose this opportunity over me” Lacey said quietly.<BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Lace, don’t go all knight in shining armor on me now” I replied as I wiped away one of her tears with my thumb. “I’m trying to keep you in the band here.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I know and I appreciate it” she replied with a little smile. “But he’s got his mind made up, you can see that. This compromise is as good as we’re going to get.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Are you sure about this?” I asked.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Of course I’m sure” she replied. “And thanks for lying about me writing half of the music.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Don’t thank me yet” I answered. “Because if he accepts this you’re going to have to start. And I’m not the easiest person in the world to collaborate with you know.” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well I think we collaborated quite well together the other night” she said with a wink and a sexy smile.   <BR><br />
<BR><br />
I looked back to the corner of the room where Stephanie and Wayne seemed to be having a very animated conversation as I resigned myself to this new fate.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
*Ahem* I coughed, getting their attention.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“We’ll take the deal” I said as they came back over. “Lacey stays on tour and helps me write the songs with full royalties or I walk and take my songs with me.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Fine” Leshand finally relented after a lengthy pause. “But if I’ve got two songwriters I’m going to expect twice as much new material.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Fine” I answered, and shortly thereafter the details were finalized and we were on our way down to the recording studio to meet up with the rest of the band.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
*** <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“That blows!” Michelle sobbed as she hugged her best friend around the neck.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“It’s cool Michelle” Lacey replied. “I’m not dying, I’m just not gonna be in the band anymore. Besides, I’m still gonna be here with you girls, just not on stage with you.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Michelle didn’t seem convinced, but she finally realized that there really wasn’t anything that could be done about it. As for the other two, Hayden didn’t say much, she just merely stared down at her feet. Meanwhile Hilary looked indifferent about the whole situation.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Jailbait’s just not gonna be the same without you Lace” Michelle continued.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh, you’ll be fine” Lacey quipped. “It just means that when you guys get really famous that I’ll go down in rock history as the new Pete Best.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Who’s Pete Best?” Hayden asked.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“He’s the guy that got all those hits and got kicked out of baseball for betting dumbass!” Hilary sneered.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Actually, that was Pete Rose” I said. “Pete Best was the drummer for the Beatles until Ringo joined the band.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Hilary just shot me an evil glare before saying “Whatever!”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
She then rounded on Hayden as though it was her band mate’s fault.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Too bad it wasn’t your slutty ass they kicked out of the band!” She said.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“You know you’d better start being a little nicer to me!” Hayden shot back. “I could really make your life a living hell if I wanted to!” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Hilary asked. She still had no idea that it was Hayden who had been in her dressing room that night and who had stolen the tape of her tryst with the fans.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Keep pushing me” Hayden shot back. “You’ll see!”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Whatever bitch!” Hilary said as she wheeled around and stormed out of the room. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I’m sorry about your situation” Hayden said quietly to Lacey before she too stormed out.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“And I thought I had issues” Lacey quipped, breaking the silence.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“They just need to fuck and get it over with” Michelle joked, to which we all had a good laugh.   <BR><br />
 <BR><br />
<BR><br />
JAILBAIT HITS THE ROAD <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Lacey, Michelle and I were the first to arrive at the studio parking lot that Wednesday where we were supposed to pick up the tour bus and finally hit the road.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Holy Shit!” Michelle exclaimed when she saw the tour bus. “We are rolling in some serious style!”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
She was definitely right about that one. The bus was actually a modified RV which slept 10-12 and had all the amenities one could want including a mini-recording booth in the back. We were so busy gawking that we almost didn’t notice the stretch limousine pulling into the lot beside us.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Great, here comes Mr. Rock and Roll” I said sarcastically as Wayne Leshand emerged from the limo wearing a pair of plaid shorts and a polo shirt. The girls started to giggle but their laughter was soon cut short as Stephanie emerged from the limo along with a pretty young girl with long wavy brown hair. I had to hand it to Wayne on one point, clad in tight jeans and a tee shirt and looking barely eighteen, she was the very definition of Jailbait.   <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Must be the new drummer” Michelle said idly before turning to whisper to Lacey. “I’ll be a bitch to her if you want me to Lacey.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Nah, that’s okay” Lacey responded. “I’ve seen Hilary’s jealous act. Not pretty.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Morning ladies” Wayne said cheerfully. “How are you today?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Does the bus have the jar full of green M&#038;M’s I requested?” Michelle asked in a bitchy voice. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“M&#038;M’s?” Wayne asked. “I didn’t get a memo about any….” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I’m just kidding Mr. Leshand” she laughed. “Like the prima donna rocker. Get it?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh……I see….um” He mumbled. Clearly he didn’t get it.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“In any case” He began “I’d like you to meet Miss Emma Watson. She’ll be the new drummer for Jailbait.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Hello” Emma offered meekly. She seemed keenly aware of the underlying tension even if Leshand pretended not to notice anything.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Now I hate to admit it, but I really thought things were going to get ugly. I mean, Hilary and Hayden already hated each other and the last thing this band needed was more infighting. But Lacey, being the kind of person she was wasn’t going to let that happen. She stepped forward gracefully and decided to make nice with her replacement. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Cool shirt” she said, noting the Stone Roses tee which Emma was wearing. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Thanks” she answered. “Everybody loves them in Manchester where I’m from.” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Sounds like a cool town. Maybe you can show us around if we ever tour there.” Michelle added. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Absolutely” She smiled and with the immediate crisis averted, we started to make our way towards the bus.   <BR><br />
<BR><br />
As we approached the bus a tall black man wearing a tye-dyed tee shirt approached us. He had his long hair pulled up under a Jamaican style hat and almost always had a large grin on his face.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Ey now! You mus be da managah!” He exclaimed in a thick Jamaican accent as he extended his hand.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Yeah, Steve O’Reilly” I said, shaking his hand. “And who are you?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Me real name be Danny Martin” he said. “But me friends call me Dr. Spliff. I’m jah driver, jah confidante and professor of all tings herbal!”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well, sounds like you’ll be a good person to have around” I quipped. I liked him already.   <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“And deez must be some of da band girls” He said as he kissed Michelle, Emma and Lacey on the hand.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well, Michelle and Emma are in the band” Lacey replied with a sigh. “And I was until Leshand shitcanned me the other day. But at least I get to work with Steve-O here writing the songs.” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Ah, Leshand” Dr. Spliff said as he glanced over at the buffoon unsuccessfully trying to check an e-mail on his Blackberry. “He is a mother-fucker! But I wouldn’t worry bout heem none. You are far to beautiful to worry bout anyting. Come, let me get jah bags on da bus and den we smoke some of Dr. Spliff’s personal stash.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I’m loving every bit of that plan” Lacey replied as the three girls raced on board to claim their bunks.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
A few minutes later, the Duff sisters arrived and began to unload their bags from their car. After some hellos from Wayne and Stephanie and a quick introduction to our new driver, Dr. Spliff invited them onto the bus to smoke out with the other three girls.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Um, no thanks” Hilary said quickly as she rolled her eyes.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Suit jahself” He answered as he carried their bags away towards the bus.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Like I would want to hang out with that creep” Hilary said to her sister as soon as he was out of earshot.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Come on Hil, he seemed cool” Haylie replied.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Whatever” she replied.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“She uses that word so much, she should get it tattooed on her forehead” I thought as I followed the sweet smell of grass onto the bus.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh look, here comes the bitch” Haylie pointed as Hayden’s car pulled up. “And isn’t that cute, she had her mommy bring her the first day.” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
They watched as Hayden’s mother Cindy helped her unload her suitcase from the trunk of the car.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
For a woman in her early forties, Cindy was still stunningly attractive. She was a former model and though she didn’t work much anymore, she still liked to keep herself in fantastic shape. A true California girl through and through, Cindy like her daughter sported long, platinum blonde hair and seemed to have a year round tan.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
She was so good looking in fact that everywhere she went, men would constantly gawk and attempt to hit on her. This was a fact which mortified Hayden more than anything else in the world and it would have been a larger issue had she not recently started getting more attention than her mother. Other than that little hiccup, the two were about as close as a mother and daughter could possibly be. But Hayden, like all people had her secrets and right now one of them was approaching.   <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“So nice to finally meet you” Cindy exclaimed as she shook hands with Stephanie. “Hayden’s told me so much about you. She says you’ve been quite a mentor to her.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well your Hayden is truly an exceptional and talented young lady” Stephanie replied with a twinkle in her eyes. “I’d have to say that she’s one of the most eager to learn young ladies I’ve ever worked with.” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Hayden turned a shade of scarlet when Stephanie said this as she recalled being fucked every which way by the older woman. Yes, the sooner this little encounter was over with the better as far as she was concerned.    <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“You should totally go punk her out in front of her mom” Haylie said to her sister with a laugh when Stephanie finally got back in the limo and left with Wayne.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Actually, I think I’ve got an even better plan” Hilary answered. “If you really want to get back at someone, you’ve got to hit ‘em close to home. That’s where it really hurts!”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“What are you talking about?” Haylie asked.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I’ll explain later” she said. “But right now, just follow my lead.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Whatever you say sis” Haylie answered as they strode over towards Hayden and her mom.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
As Hayden glanced over and saw the Duff sisters coming towards her a knot formed in her stomach. Her mother was very protective of her and if she thought that she wasn’t getting along with her band mates, it would worry her to death. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“What’s the matter honey?” Cindy asked, noticing her daughter’s tenseness.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh…….nothing” Hayden said as she prepared for the oncoming storm.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
But as Hilary and her sister got closer, Hayden saw an expression on their faces that she had never seen before……sweetness.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Hayden, sweetie, I’m so glad you’re here.” Hilary beamed.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Uh…..th….thanks.” Hayden replied, waiting for the inevitable punchline. But it never came.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Hi, I’m Hilary” Her rival said in a sugary sweet voice as she shook Cindy’s hand. “You must be Mrs. Panetierre.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Actually, it’s Mrs. Margolis” She said. “I remarried a few years ago.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh, I didn’t know that” Hilary answered, seeming genuinely interested. “I haven’t really heard Hayden talk too much about you.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“That’s because we don’t really talk at all” Hayden said quietly, unable to keep her tongue. She wasn’t sure what Hilary was playing at, but she didn’t like it.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well, regrettably that’s true” Hilary answered. “Your daughter and I had a bit of a competitive rivalry at first when she beat my sister out for the last spot in the band. And to be honest, I wasn’t the nicest person to be around. But I got to thinking about it and I realize now how wrong I was. The better musician won fair and square and I genuinely want us all to be friends.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well that’s very sweet” Cindy replied. “Hayden’s a good girl and I’m sure you two will get along just fine.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well, I certainly hope so” Hilary said. “So are you going on tour with us?” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh, no sweetie” Cindy answered before turning to gush over her daughter. “But we live in San Diego, so I’ll be at next week’s show. I just drove up here to see my little girl off. I can’t wait till you’re home sweetheart. Even if it is only a week from now.” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Mom” Hayden implored, not wanting her to say or do anything embarrassing, especially in front of Hilary.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well it was nice to meet you and hopefully I’ll see you at the show” Hilary said with a grin and a subtle wink that Hayden failed to notice but which didn’t escape Cindy’s eye. “Can I help you with your suitcase Hayden?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Um, sure” Hayden answered warily. “Bye mom, love ya.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I love you too sweetheart” she replied as she hugged her daughter.   <BR><br />
<BR><br />
As the two embraced, Cindy glanced over Hayden’s shoulder at Hilary and her sister walking away. She couldn’t help but noticed the way her jeans hugged her curvy body. Was that wink something sexual or was it just her imagination? <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Gotta go now mom, but tell Kristen I’ll be in town next week” Hayden added as she hurried off. “I haven’t gotten to hang out with her in a while.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I will honey, bye” she answered with a faraway look in her eyes.   <BR><br />
*** <BR><br />
 <BR><br />
 <BR><br />
 <BR><br />
<BR><br />
   <BR><br />
“And I want you here with me, darling I need you <BR><br />
Can&#8217;t you see I got the yearnin&#8217; <BR><br />
We&#8217;ve all day, I want your love &#8211; your special way <BR><br />
I love, I love your smile <BR><br />
Oh darling don&#8217;t you drive me wild <BR><br />
Oh baby what I would do for one minute alone with you <BR><br />
You got me trembling way down inside <BR><br />
And your love I just can&#8217;t hide <BR><br />
Darling I need you, woohoo! <BR><br />
Darling I need you”<BR><br />
-The Black Keys – Yearnin’ <BR><br />
<BR><br />
A BLISSFUL HOMECOMING <BR><br />
<BR><br />
That first week on the road was fairly uneventful. We started the tour by going north to hit San Francisco and Sacramento before making our way back down the coast to San Diego. The shows were progressively getting better and we were starting to get some buzz on the internet about ‘It Is What It Is.’  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Life on the bus itself wasn’t too bad other than some of the music I was forced to listen to. We each got to take turns choosing the music which wasn’t too bad if Lacey or I were the ones doing the choosing, but when the other girls had their turns you had some really horrible stuff thrown into the mix. Put it this way, I now know exactly how many times a person has to hear Justin Timberlake or Nickelback before they’re legally brain dead…….once. On the plus side, I really enjoyed it when Mr. Spliff got to pick the tunes as we were generally treated to some Jimmy Cliff or other old school reggae artist.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
I was also pleasantly surprised with how well the girls were getting along. Hilary appeared to have turned over a new leaf with and was treating Hayden and everyone else with genuine respect. She and her sister still kept to themselves mostly but no longer were they the royal cunts that they had been back in L.A.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
As for our new drummer Emma, well everyone seemed to love her. Maybe a little bit too much. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
I remember one night on the bus myself and all of the girls except Hilary and Haylie were sitting down to one of our legendary Texas Hold ‘Em games when a very intriguing challenge was issued. Emma, as usual had just finished kicking our asses (she really is quite the poker player) when her phone rang.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Hullo” she answered. “Oh, hi mum……..No, I’m just playing cards with the girls” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“No, they’re quite easy to beat really” she said with a little wink.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Lacey and Michelle just shook their heads and laughed. There was no use denying it, Emma was the Jailbait poker champ.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I’m gonna sit this next game out if you don’t mind so I can take this call” Emma said to us with her hand cupped over the phone.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Sure thing sweetie” Michelle replied as Emma headed off to her bunk.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Man, she sure is a cutie pie” Lacey remarked once Emma was out of earshot.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Yeah, and she seems so innocent” Michelle added with a devilish grin. “I sure would love to be the one to corrupt her.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Never happen” I said flatly. “I’m the only one who would even have a shot.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh really?” Lacey asked. “And who are you, God’s gift to women?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well I don’t hear you complaining” I teased. “And while I may not be God’s gift, I can certainly hold my own. Besides, the rest of you don’t have what it takes to bed a girl like that.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Yeah, and what’s that?” Hayden asked.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well, to put it crudely, a dick” I answered.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“So you don’t think one of us could make that happen?” Lacey asked.   <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well I’ve never gotten the impression that she’s into girls.” I said. “Have you?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“No, but that doesn’t mean that with the proper, um persuasion, that she wouldn’t” Michelle added.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“I’ve got fifty bucks that says I could fuck her before you could” I replied, not really expecting Michelle to accept.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“You’re on” she said without hesitation.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Hold on a second, I want in on this action” Lacey chirped.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Fine” I replied. “Hayden, you in?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Ummmm, I……” she hesitated. She wasn’t sure she wanted the others to know she was into girls just yet.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well, I’ve never done anything like that before” Hayden lied. “But if it’ll take Mr. Ego here down a peg then I’ll take one for the team.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“It’s set then” I said. “Fifty bucks each and the first one to get into that girl’s pants wins the money.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“You’re so gonna lose this bet” Lacey said with a laugh as we all shook on it. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Not likely” I laughed. “This’ll be the easiest money I’ve ever made”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
LATER THAT NIGHT  <BR><br />
  <BR><br />
“I’m just so happy you’re going to get to spend a few days in your hometown” Hilary beamed as Hayden laid down in her bunk.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Yeah, it’s gonna be so much fun” she replied.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“So what are you going to do tomorrow when we get there?” Hilary inquired.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well, I’m supposed to meet up with my friend Kristen around noon and I think we’re gonna spend the day at the beach” she said with a curious little grin on her face. “We’ve been best friends since we were little and we haven’t seen each other in a while so I can’t wait.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
But Hayden wasn’t telling the whole story. She had always harbored a secret crush on Kristen even if she wouldn’t admit it to herself, but her shyness and lack of experience had always stopped her from making any kind of advances. But no longer was she the innocent virgin that she was when she had last seen her friend several months ago. Stephanie had seen to that, and after her relationship with the older woman and the things she had seen Hilary doing in her dressing room she was emboldened to the point where she was going to try to take her relationship with her friend to the next level, consequences be damned! Her day at the beach was not so much a fun day out but a carefully orchestrated seduction that made her wet to even think about. She was so fucking horny that she knew there was no chance for sleep that night. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“That sounds like fun” Hilary replied as Hayden told her about it. “But aren’t you going to stop by your mom’s house?” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Of course” Hayden answered. “I’ll end up crashing at home that night, but I probably won’t get there till after dinner.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Hilary seemed genuinely interested, but in reality she was merely distracting Hayden while her sister snuck in behind her and stole her cell phone.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Yeah, you definitely can’t skip town without stopping in” Hilary said when the task was completed. “You know how mom’s can be.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Trust me I know that all too well” Hayden laughed. “I’d never hear the end of it.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Well I’m sure it’ll be quite a night” Hilary said with a strange little smile. “Good night Hayden.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Thanks” Hayden replied. “And Hilary?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Yes” she replied.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“You’ve been really cool to me these past few days and I really appreciate it” she began. “I’m so glad we were able to be friends.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Me too!” She answered genuinely. But as she turned around a wicked grin crossed her face.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Payback time bitch!” She said quietly to herself as she walked to the back of the bus to finalize the plan with Haylie.  <BR><br />
 <BR><br />
<BR><br />
THE NEXT DAY <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Got a hot date or something?” Came the young woman’s voice. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Hayden glanced up into the mirror of the RV’s bathroom where she was applying her makeup and found Emma standing behind her smiling.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“No, why?” Hayden replied nervously. “I’m just hanging out with one of my friends.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“You just seem to be getting awfully slutted up is all” Emma teased.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh no, it’s nothing like that” Hayden lied before quickly changing the subject.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Hey you haven’t seen my cell phone anywhere have you?” She asked as she delicately applied the mascara brush to her eyelashes.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“No, I sure haven’t” Emma answered. “You want me to help you look for it?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh, that’s okay” she replied. “I guess I don’t really need it tonight. Besides, I don’t want to be late.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“For your non-date?” Emma joked.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Like I said” Hayden retorted, slightly annoyed at how close to the truth this girl was getting. “I’m just going to hang out with my friend Kristen.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Oh, my bad” Emma said, backpedaling. “I didn’t realize your friend was a girl. I feel kind of stupid now thinking you were going on a date.” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“You never know” Hayden replied with a wink. “Some girls are into that kind of thing.” <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Ewwww, gross!” Emma snorted, her face turning red. “How could any girl want to sleep with another girl?”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Seeing her new band mate’s reaction, Hayden couldn’t resist having a little fun with her. It was also a chance for her to get the first word in in the ‘Get into Emma’s Pants Derby.’ <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“You sure it’s gross?” Hayden teased as she finished putting on her peach lip gloss and blew herself a little kiss in the mirror. “Cause I thought I caught you checking me out in the dressing room the other night.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Wh-what? I n-n-never. I mean I wouldn’t…..” Emma stammered. Her cheeks were now on fire but she couldn’t think of any reply.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Don’t worry” Hayden said in a sexy voice as she backed Emma up against the wall and whispered in her ear. “I’ve got somewhere to be today, but I’ll be here when you get tired of all the little boys and decide you want to get fucked properly.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
And with that she took Emma’s cheeks in her hands and planted a long wet kiss on her lips. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
At first Emma resisted. She wasn’t into girls, was she?  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
But Hayden’s lips were so soft and wet and sexy that Emma let her arms go limp and started to return the young blonde’s kiss. She felt Hayden slip her tongue into her mouth and hungrily met it with her own.    <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Is this some kind of rookie hazing?” Emma thought. “Maybe she is a dyke. Maybe I am too.”  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Emma got so lost in the kiss that when Hayden finally pulled away, her eyes were still closed and her lips still puckered. She could taste the sweet and salty mix of peach lip gloss and saliva and clearly she wanted more. <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Gross, huh?” Hayden teased before giving Emma a wink and a girly smile.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“That money is as good as mine” Hayden thought as she swept out the door, leaving the young Brit to her muddled thoughts.  <BR><br />
 <BR><br />
<BR><br />
MEANWHILE <BR><br />
<BR><br />
As Hayden left the bus to get into her friend Kristen’s car, Hilary decided the time was right to put her plan into motion.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“Give me her phone” she said to her sister.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“That bitch is gonna be sorry she ever joined this band” she said as she used Hayden’s phone to send her mom a text.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“CAN HIL COME 2 DINNER 2NITE?” it read.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Hilary and Haylie waited nervously for the reply. If this plan didn’t work it would be back to square one.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
Finally after what seemed like an eternity the phone vibrated with the reply.  <BR><br />
<BR><br />
“SURE BABE. 7 PM.</p>
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